Wednesday, April 04, 2007

 

Yoda to Use Force to Optimize Web Sites

Yoda to Use Force to Optimize Web Sites

Minneapolis, MN -- April 4th, 2007 - In a communication today, ex-Jedi instructor Yoda announced his intention to provide search engine optimization services (SEO) to all races and on all planets that require SEO services. At press time we could not confirm the rumor that the company motto would be "Links, the Force. Use the Force!".

This is the communication we received today:

How your web, pages are displayed we checking.

To, help optimize how your web pages are. One moment please to help.

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Web pages are, displayed. One moment please to help optimize how! Microsoft office program is installed.

Scripts disabled more on follow link, the?

See if, microsoft office program is installed, this page. See, if microsoft office, program is installed this page. Moment please to help optimize. Scripts disabled more, on follow link, the.

Does not redirect you have scripts disabled more on.

Moment, please, to, help.

If, microsoft office program is installed!

Web pages are displayed we checking.

Web pages are displayed we checking. Have scripts disabled more on follow.

Installed this page does not redirect, you have.

Office program is installed this page does. To help optimize how your? Installed this page does not redirect, you have scripts. Are displayed we checking, see if microsoft.

 

[Note: I found this SPAM more amusing than most and thought I would share it... (hris ]


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